You know, I went drinking with Mr. Zahler last night, and I’ve never seen anybody quite as shitfaced on white wine like he was anywhere else ever. And Paul is out! Go for it, Andrew.
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It is with a good portion of shock and awe that we received word (from two sources no less) that you are, indeed, out of the contest. Because of a Kirkland Weightloss Shake no less. Wow! How the mighty have fallen!
When all is said and done, however, we would like to get a confirmation from you about all of this. It might be for the vast bureaucracy behind the scenes here at hipasfuck.com, it might be because we want to rub it in your face. Who knows?!
The thing is, Mariah, if you do not confirm or deny these allegations, we will have to disqualify you. Can you imagine the shame?! Therefore we strongly recommend that you fess up, and let the people know the true story here.
Sincerely,
Remi A. Olsen
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We’ll blame Ryan… Video tomorrow… Those who are out tonight though:
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Hey baby, why don’t we slow things down just a little bit. Man can’t live on De Leon alone, you know? Sometimes he needs something a little bit sweet in his life. So why don’t we spend some time together.
Soundtrack: Hall & Oates
Catering: Alison from Mizuna
Slow-motion enjoyment of the best cheesecake you’ve never had: Me
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Jump over to DTE to congratulate him on a mediocre run!
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Oh yeah, last night we undertook a side-challenge — each contestant blended his or her ingredients together and drank them from martini glasses. Witness Andrew VS Bart and Becky VS Geneva above, with Paul VS Remi and Mariah VS Mark coming tomorrow.
As it is, we are all, to my knowledge, still in there. Yes, even me. Yes, I tried to sabotage Bart. Yes, I still hold out hope I succeeded. Anyway! Witness everybody’s progress by checking their blogs above.
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So there I am, minding my own business and watching one of EW’s “new classic” films, when I discover that Remi has recorded an homage to my short film. Admittedly, it was a stroke of brilliance. And it leaves me with no choice but to escalate.
A word of warning: Actual beers were harmed during the filming of this event. If Remi’s going out, he’s going out with a flourish, not a question mark. So consider this clip “Funny Games” to Remi’s “Scary Movie.” And if any of you get caught in the crossfire of this Great Yacht Rock War, well, that’s the price you pay. I’m willing to accept a little collateral damage.
Soundtrack: Player
Catering: My refrigerator
Leisurely enjoyment of several delicious beers: That’s right, all me.
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