You know, I went drinking with Mr. Zahler last night, and I’ve never seen anybody quite as shitfaced on white wine like he was anywhere else ever. And Paul is out! Go for it, Andrew.
It is with a good portion of shock and awe that we received word (from two sources no less) that you are, indeed, out of the contest. Because of a Kirkland Weightloss Shake no less. Wow! How the mighty have fallen!
When all is said and done, however, we would like to get a confirmation from you about all of this. It might be for the vast bureaucracy behind the scenes here at hipasfuck.com, it might be because we want to rub it in your face. Who knows?!
The thing is, Mariah, if you do not confirm or deny these allegations, we will have to disqualify you. Can you imagine the shame?! Therefore we strongly recommend that you fess up, and let the people know the true story here.
Hey baby, why don’t we slow things down just a little bit. Man can’t live on De Leon alone, you know? Sometimes he needs something a little bit sweet in his life. So why don’t we spend some time together.
Soundtrack: Hall & Oates Catering: Alison from Mizuna Slow-motion enjoyment of the best cheesecake you’ve never had: Me