So there I am, minding my own business and watching one of EW’s “new classic” films, when I discover that Remi has recorded an homage to my short film. Admittedly, it was a stroke of brilliance. And it leaves me with no choice but to escalate.

A word of warning: Actual beers were harmed during the filming of this event. If Remi’s going out, he’s going out with a flourish, not a question mark. So consider this clip “Funny Games” to Remi’s “Scary Movie.” And if any of you get caught in the crossfire of this Great Yacht Rock War, well, that’s the price you pay. I’m willing to accept a little collateral damage.

Soundtrack: Player
Catering: My refrigerator
Leisurely enjoyment of several delicious beers: That’s right, all me.