Oh yes, we’re doing it again; the second Booze Walk is happening August 15th.

If you haven’t received an invite through Facebook it’s, a) because we don’t like you, or b) we don’t have your Facebook information, or c) we forgot about you! Hey, it happens, there are lots of names to keep track of! Leave a comment right here if you feel it’s one of the two latter, and we’ll get you set up.

How many times have you not told yourself, “Gee, I wish I was on a podcast like Remi and Stefan Do Spokane. Why can’t I replace that pesky Stefan?!” Well, now you can! Kind of. Stefan, being a busy man of the people, needs some time off, and has decided to take about one podcast or so off a month. Instead of leaving that week open and dull, the Board of Directors have decided to fill those podcasts with a rotating list of guest hosts or replacement hosts (we haven’t decided which term to use yet — I say replacement, Stefan says guest.)

So how can you partake? Simple:

1. If you have a camera, film a short segment explaining why you would be right for the podcast. This could (just as an example) involve sucking up to us.
2. If you don’t have a camera, write a glowing essay about why you would be right for the podcast. This could (just as an example) involve sucking up to us.
3. Send said contribution back to me.
4. Bribes are encouraged.

The Board of Directors will go through the contributions, and decide who fits and who doesn’t, with the results being announced on a podcast in the near future. This is your chance to shine!

Here are the final standings. Stay tuned for a moving tribute video later today.

1. Andrew: The only one to complete the challenge and undisputed champion.

2. Paul: The dark horse surprise , and runner-up in the beard growing contest.

3. Mark: So Stefan got this one wrong. But just barely.

4. Becky and Geneva: Went out over the same piece of cake simuntaniously.

6. Remi: Fell victim to Ryan’s stealthy assassin ways.

7. Bart: Lasted longer than any of us had expected.

Disqualified! Mariah: Still hasn’t fessed up to her Kirkland shake! For shame!

Winner in our hearts: Stefan. Obviously.

Where: Far West.

When: 12:01am tonight (or tomorrow morning if you want to be technical.)

What: Andrew’s first beer after seven grueling days.

Who: You! Be there to commemorate Andrew’s victory.

You know, I went drinking with Mr. Zahler last night, and I’ve never seen anybody quite as shitfaced on white wine like he was anywhere else ever. And Paul is out! Go for it, Andrew.

It is with a good portion of shock and awe that we received word (from two sources no less) that you are, indeed, out of the contest. Because of a Kirkland Weightloss Shake no less. Wow! How the mighty have fallen!

When all is said and done, however, we would like to get a confirmation from you about all of this. It might be for the vast bureaucracy behind the scenes here at hipasfuck.com, it might be because we want to rub it in your face. Who knows?!

The thing is, Mariah, if you do not confirm or deny these allegations, we will have to disqualify you. Can you imagine the shame?! Therefore we strongly recommend that you fess up, and let the people know the true story here.

Sincerely,

Remi A. Olsen

We’ll blame Ryan… Video tomorrow… Those who are out tonight though:

• Remi
• Becky
• Geneva
• Mark

Hey baby, why don’t we slow things down just a little bit. Man can’t live on De Leon alone, you know? Sometimes he needs something a little bit sweet in his life. So why don’t we spend some time together.

Soundtrack: Hall & Oates
Catering: Alison from Mizuna
Slow-motion enjoyment of the best cheesecake you’ve never had: Me